Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead

Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save.
Better lock it in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave.
If I show you then I know you
Won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead.




You don't have to watch it. Just listen. Although it is pretty cool to watch near the end. Chrisp I feel like you'd enjoy this song very much. I love the end. C'mon people, you can listen all the way to the end. It's hypnotizing right?
So in other news, what's up in my life? Well I can tell you've been dying to know. Hello? hello... anyone there? No? I'll just continue babbling to myself then. Schawing.
I get to pet sit for the cutest little chocolate lab in the world on saturday. I'm ways pumped. She just got spayed and she has this hilarious little elizabethen donut color around her neck to keep her from chewing at her stitches. Picture those little baby faces surrounded by giant flower petals. It's adorable. Plus she belongs to this fabulous girl who lives with her husband in this amazing cute little house near downtown. They're kind of picture perfect. It would be wretched if they weren't so amazing. She's the kind of client that makes me excited to be a vet. As opposed to the horrid people who don't understand why their pet needs a rabies vaccine and can't get it through their head that it's the law for a liscensed veterinarian to give a rabies shot, and if the veterinarian sees them, it's an exam fee at least for our clinic. Sorry folks. Either search for a rabies clinic or SUCK IT UP. bitches.
I'm trying to broaden my world by reading more thought-provoking books than fluffy trash. So now I'm slowly meandering through Love in the Time of Cholera. Which is very good, but I have yet to hit that 'I must finish this book before anything else happens' feeling which I usually get while reading, and I'm about 40 pages from the end. I have a feeling it will be an awesome second time read. After I finish it, I'm moving onto The House on the Strand. Exciting!
So I haven't written about Fools, becaue it was awesome. Period. End of story.
Ummm I think I just ate waaaaaaaaaay too much chocolate. Pitfalls of an Easter basket. The super bitchin side of said Easter basket was the Twilight dvd. Yes. I own it. And have watched it. More than once. It's ok to be jealous.
OH the important news. Besides my secret, obvi. A Jack Russell spawn of satan gave me whiplash. Sort of. Basically it caused me to snap my head back so fast that I think I seriously strained/ sprained my trapezious muscle. On both sides. Yes, I've already been made fun of for having a Jack russell cause this kind of pain. Don't you fret. I went to the doctor and I should be doing better in a few more days. It's been a week so far. A fun fun week full of not running. no playing frisbee either. booooooo. LAME. However I did get advice from a client who said that sleeping on your stomach increases the risk for neck injury which makes a lot of sense once I thought about it. And then I researched it. And most of the sites seem to say sleeping on your back or in the fetal position is the best for you. (However many of them seem to be mattress/ sleep aide sites so...hmmm) So I'm trying to change how I sleep. It's hard. You try it. Seriously. Try for one night to sleep in a completely different position than you normally do. I DARE you.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3112170.stm
According to this, I'm a mix of the Freefaller and the Starfish. Interesting. Well ya learn something new every day. At least this injury is giving me new knowledge. Yay knowledge is power! School of Rock anyone? Conjunction junction, what's your function?
I'm clearly too cracked out to continue this little ramble to no one. So I'm out like a light.