You just killed a helicopter with a car!

I was out of bullets. (that one's for you kt).
In case you didn't realize, because you live in a hole or something, it was my roommate's birthday yesterday. And if you haven't given this girl oodles of birthday love then you need to get on that. Because she is rock solid amazing, light of my life, funny as hell, gorgeous as all get out and an all around wonderful roommate. This girl was there for a whole lot of my firsts- first shot, first college party (i'm pretty sure, right?), first time being spray painted, first (and currently only but i'm trying not to let that happen) okgo concert, first flip turn (which she taught me), first time wearing a big girl bra. And of course, this girl was there to take care of me and consequently have someone take care of me the first time i got couch dancing drunk. Who would I have gone to see stick it with twice during exam week? (besides you miss alibali). And this was the girl who was always up for going to kenmore, middle of the afternoon, late at night, whenever. which i always appreciated. and there is no one else that i would have wanted to jump on after a ridiculous night of ball gowns, ham, cheese wheels, and a few shots to inform that i just made out with a boy on our balcony. She is one helluva girl who loves pie, can't help but wrap every boy she talks with around her finger, and spreads her love of trashy tv, great movies like die hard, and the deliciousness of jack and gingers to the rest of the world. Basically, I wouldn't be who I am without this girl, and the entire world would be a whole lot less exciting and sparkly if roommate hadn't been born. so happy 22nd roommate (a day late). you rock.

Ok, so a few updates in my florida life. I wanted to write about this earlier, but I was way to tired and busy to make note. Now, this might be a little bit shocking for those of you who know me. But at DRC, one of the trainers is extremely pregnant. Well she was; she had a c-section on friday. but this woman was one of the most gorgeous happy pregnant women i've ever seen. and she was working the last 3 weeks of her pregnancy. how ridiculous is that? and from the back, you could not tell she was pregnant which is simply insane. Seriously. So roommate, i see what you mean about gorgeous pregnant women. And at the resort, I had to go let this family into their room because they didn't listen to directions about how the doors lock automatically when they close and they had two adorable little kids. They were both like 5 or something and the little boy came up to me when i was fighting with the lock and said in a super cute whisper, 'Do you know what i caught today? it it was a big fish. really big.' and then he talked about his spongebob fishing pole or something. See, kids like that are adorable. but little snots who scream and fight are not. especially babies. those things tend to scream and cry all the freakin time.
In other news, my condomates and i went to a game night at kris' house, who is one of the head volunteer people. And it was pretty awesome. There was tons of food and drinks available. (and side note: two drinks sends me pretty tipsy nowawdays. sad) And we played a game that was pretty much charades, and then taboo. So it was pretty sweet. On monday we'd gone out to cabana for one of the trainer's birthdays which was fun, but it's still kind of awkward, because we're just the interns and everyone else is so close. roommate i got the one drink that advertised having 151 in it just for you. and then allie drove us home in my car. Oh, and last week we had three fabulous girls from england here for the entire week and they were awesome. I'm definitely making note of all the people i meet here who are from other countries so that if i ever travel to that country, i can crash on their couch. and i'm telling all of them that too. I had to clean one of the lagoon fences with those girls, and poor sarah and i were stuck out there for 2 hours cleaning the fence. and these weren't the fences adjactent to the dolphin lagoons. And these little sea bugs got down my wetskin and into my swimsuit. g-ross.
alright stop distracting me! It's sunny out and I gots to get outside. So i promise to write my fake obit later for you kids and i've got to tell you more about jane, because i want to beeeeeeeeee her when i grow up. peace out.